LOL! Trump says he tested “very positively” for COVID-19 this morning

Donald Trump, who of course has the “best words,” shared more of that eloquence when he told reporters today that, “I tested very positively in another sense so— this morning. Yeah. I tested positively toward negative, right. So. I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative.”

Orange clown say what?

Here is a quote from Trump:

“I tested very positively in another sense so— this morning. Yeah. I tested positively toward negative, right. So. I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative.” pic.twitter.com/xA0DBUcfr9

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 21, 2020

He must get this kind of language from his “doctor.”

Trump just said he “tested positively” for COVID-19, then fumbled around till said negative.

No surprise: Read the 2015 letter purportedly from his doctor (Trump wrote it). He didn’t know then that testing positive meant he had every disease. Today is just more Trump stupidity. pic.twitter.com/lrGaesGmwN

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) May 21, 2020

Trump, M.D.

“Good news! Your test came back positive. I mean, positively negative. I’m positive you’re negative, we’re like a car battery when you hook up jumper cables, you know, sparks flying when you hook up the positive and negative. It’s like that.”
—Donald J. Trump, MD

— Big Sir, California (@pdferguson) May 21, 2020

Or, as Trump would write, “Noble Prize.”

This is the man who thought he should get a Nobel Peace Prize. https://t.co/Z131jFaRLg

— Debra Messing✍🏻 (@DebraMessing) May 21, 2020

In summary:

#BREAKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

“I tested very positively in another sense. I tested positively toward negative. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative,” pic.twitter.com/cJxRuQflkA

— Biden_Brigade (@biden_brigade) May 21, 2020